Honest Abe HirschfeldAnnounces Run for New York State Senate
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New YORK, NY November 4, 2003 โ” New York, NY โ” Millionaire Real Estate Mogul & Builder, Visionary, Peacemaker, Political Activist, Philanthropist, and Author of the new book Crazy and In Charge (1stBooks, November 2003), Abraham Hirschfeld announced today that he is running for the United States Senate as a Republican candidate. Looking to unseat incumbent Charles Schumer in the 2004 elections, Honest Abe will immediately begin his campaign to become the next Junior Senator from New York State.
Mr. Hirschfeld made his plans public today via a full-page advertisement in the New York Daily News.In making the announcement Mr. Hirschfeld stated, โThe time for excuses and business-as-usual politics is over. Bold and Innovative measures must be taken now! The whole problem that we’re in now is because of the Democratic Party.โโI have weaknesses. There are a lot of politicians, so they can, new york yankee jokes, supplement what I miss.
But they cannot contribute everything that I know or accomplish everything I am capable of accomplishing,โ stated New York’s next Junior Senator. Mr. Hirschfeld asks voters to โTell me one thing the incumbent Charles Schumer has done for the state in his term as senator. Exactly nothing.โ At the same time, Honest Abe announced that among the many hot topics he plans to address, and present viable solutions to, as part of the foundation for his campaign are: ยทECONOMIC PROSPERITY โ”, new york yankee jokes, With our economy in recession there is need for it to be revitalized.
Honest Abe has a plan that will bring back economic and social prosperity.ยทSOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM โ” Mr. Hirschfeld has a proposal that will offer a definite solution to what appears to be a bleak future for Social Security without a need for any raise and payroll deductions.ยทJAIL, new york yankee jokes, SYSTEM โ” As a practical person and as a result of his own experience, Mr.
Hirschfeld knows that there are billions of dollars being wasted in the jail system because of mismanagement. Honest Abe has the full solution for this.ยทEDUCATIONAL SYSTEM โ” The school system is a complete disaster. Mr. Hirschfeld has a plan that in one month will create, new york yankee jokes, the perfect school system that will produce respectful children and no juvenile delinquency at a saving of 20 to 25% of it’s current cost.
ยทPERSONAL TAXES โ” Mr. Hirschfeld has a plan that will eliminate all INDIVIDUAL TAXES in New York City and possibly the state of New York within one to two years.ยทJUVENILE CRIME, DEPRESSION, AND DISAFFECTION โ” Mr. Hirschfeld has a plan that has been approved by Harvard and Yale professors to raise children who will be moral, respectful, and well developed.ยทMID-EAST PEACE โ” There is a desperate need for peace.
On September 11, 1974 Mr. Hirschfeld organized a peace treaty which was signed (with Mr. Arafat’s consent) by Dr. Mohammed Medic, Secretary General for the Action Committee on American-Arab Relations. A part of Honest Abe’s plan is being implemented now. (See the New York Daily News Oct. 27, 2003 โIsrael easing grip on territoriesโ Several thousand Palestinian workers will be allowed to enter Israel, and restrictions on trade will be eases), which would after 5764 years create peace in Israel in a few weeks.
So both Palestinians and Israelis, new york yankee jokes, will have a homeland to live in a free and peaceful democratic life. On my resent trips to Israel in September and October I finalize my peace mission of peace. (As seen in the New York Daily News Nov. 3, 2003 โArafat ready to Talk Peaceโ and the New York Post Nov. 3, 2003 โArafat peace Bidโ) ยทFRICTION BETWEEN THE RELIGIONS โ” Relieving friction between the different religions is needed worldwide.
Mr. Hirschfeld has a plan that will do accomplish this in a few months. Honest Abe understands the problem and the fact that he can speak fluent Hebrew, Arabic, and broken English will be of tremendous benefit in getting this done. Regarding incumbent Charles Schumer whom Mr. Hirschfeld plans to unseat in 2004, Honest Abe stated, โUnder Charles Schumer’s term in office he has promised New Yorkers the SECOND AVENUE SUBWAY, the COSCO’S on 125th street, a PARKING GARAGE on west 136 street, the renovation of YANKEE STADIUM, rebuilding the WORLD TRADE CENTER, building a OLYMPIC SIZE STADIUM on the west side, LOW-INCOME HOUSING for those in need, a renewal of UPSTATE NEW YORK’S ECONOMY.
None of, new york yankee jokes, these projects have been completed. Instead, New York’s unemployment rate has doubled and he has divided Manhattan into two islands. I have viable solutions and plans to fix all these problems and more. I am a builder not a Lawyer and we need builders to rebuild this troubled nation.โAmong Mr. Hirschfeld’s many accomplishments:ยทHe is a devoted father and grandfather, and has been a loving husband for more than 60 years.
ยทHe has served as Deputy Mayor of Miami Beach Florida and Bnai Brak, A Jewish town outside Tel Aviv and a member of the Electoral College for John F. Kennedy.ยทHe served on the Tri-State Regional Planning Commission under Governor, new york yankee jokes, Hugh Carey.ยทHe was Commissioner to the New York City Public Development Corporation under Mayor Lindsay.ยทHe was named one of the Time 100 Business Geniuses of the Century by Time Magazine ยทHe is one of the most influential Twentieth Century Builders and Titans of the century.
ยทHe was the savior and reviver of the New York Post.ยทHe, new york yankee jokes, is an Inventor who holds three US patents.ยทHe is Immigration Hall of Fame inductee — with the likes of Sammy Sosa, Alexander Hamilton, Madelyn Albright.ยทHe was a theater owner, producer and Tony Award committee member.More about Abraham (Abe) Hirschfeld A legendary figure for four decades, Abe Hirschfeld was born in Tarnow, Poland in 1919 and raised in Palestine before coming to America in 1950.
He has become, new york yankee jokes, one of the world’s best-known real estate entrepreneurs, inventors, theatrical producers, peace advocates, politicians, and joke-tellers. His open-air garage concept revolutionized the American economy in the โ50s and he was recently named by Time magazine as one of the 20th Century’s top hundred most influential business geniuses. Perhaps best known for his $1 million offer to Paula Jones to drop her sexual harassment lawsuit against President Bill Clinton, his stormy tenure as publisher of the New York Post, and his many political campaigns, he has attracted headlines and controversy โ” as well as powerful enemies โ” by refusing to โkeep his mouth shut even after being sent to prison for two years.
Always ready with a quip, a quote and a good idea, he has written more than 10,000 jokes. About Crazy and In Charge: The Autobiography of Abe HirschfeldIn these skittish times when powerful men warn the public to โwatch what you say,โ many people with something different and thought provoking to say have done just that. And then there’s Abe Hirschfeld.From the moment he landed in America in 1950, Abe Hirschfeld has been saying what’s on his mind, no matter who or what has stood in the way.
Little wonder that various powers that be have derided him as โmeshugaโ and tried to keep him quiet, by any means necessary including putting him in jail at age 80. And still, Abe Hirschfeld won’t keep quiet. Now, at last, he tells the story of his incredible life, imparting the wit, wisdom and unvarnished truths of a self-made millionaire gadfly who has had a profound impact on the last half-century — from his invention of the open-air garage to his behind-the-scenes role at the Camp David peace accords to his brief but pivotal ownership of the New York Post to his $1 million offer to Paula Jones that ultimately saved Bill Clinton’s presidency.
It’s all in his autobiography, along with vivid anecdotes of powerful people he has called friends such as Bobby Kennedy, Yasser Arafat, Menachem Begin, and Jimmy Carter; others who have betrayed him such as Mario Cuomo and George Pataki; those who learned at his feet such as Donald Trump; and the story of a very intriguing liaison with Shirley MacLaine.Published by 1stBooks, Crazy and In Charge tells how Abe Hirschfeld became rich, famous and feared.
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